Blogging my Boy Diet- the Starvation begins.

Well hello, dear Bloggers. (: My name is Brooklynn, and this is my boy diet blog-ation!

To begin, I shall say WHY I am beginning this boy diet. I have not exactly had the best track record with men in my days... and from the hand of your average sixteen year old... boys are just so downright ridiculous!1 They take up so much time and energy and effort and such as . (: Ah, goodness!
My history of boys includes:

1) Asian MAN. This young man may or may not have been an exchange student back in the day, and upon arrival, we became quite good.. friends. (: Actually, I was just quite in like with this one, and his departure had me in a sad, pathetic, depressing state of being that included TONS of ice cream, Audrey Hepburn marathons, and countless hours listening to Taylor Swift. This continued for about ten months, give or take. (Ten PATHETIC wasted months,) but ANYWAY.

2) At the end of these ten months, well.... actually in the MIDDLE of these ten months, I took a break from my boy celibacy to date a SENIOR boy, who was in all aspects of the word... AWFUL. I broke up with him, mind you, because due to my past, Asian boys made him a BIT insecure, and due to my mass amount of friends of this particularly attractive ethnicity, he became quite paranoid, and that just couldn't be tolerated! We shall call this particular senior Cry Baby. (:

Well, after this episode, Asian Man continued to consume my dramatic little head until, come fall...

3) ANOTHER exchange student from that same lovely country of Korea came to the states, and we quickly fell in love. Okay... DEFINITELY not love, but he was just such a cutie-patootie I couldn't help myself! So this other boy, shall we refer to him as Asian BOY? and I became quite infatuated for a short period of time. However, this all ended when the anniversary of Asian MAN's departure came around, and I realized that this was definitely NOT good idea! Heartbreak makes a sad day!

That same night, however, I went to a birthday party, which I did NOT want to go to due to my sadness from anniversary reminders and such as what not and therefore. At this party, I met with a dear friend, and though I love her to death, we shall call her Ditzy Blonde. (: Ditzy Blonde introduced me to this OTHER boy, who was quite quite perfect. Which brings us to numero cuatro!

4) In fact, he was probably the DEFINITION of Prince Charming. He was very polite and wonderful, but you know that song by Taylor Swift, called The Way I Loved You? The chorus is about no one pertaining to this situation. But the VERSES are definitely written about this guy! I did, however, break up with him. Because there just wasn't the chemistry, you know? You can't force something that's not there! In any case, five months from that night, we did break up. It was a slow, painful death. But I was fine within a few days, NOT BECAUSE I BOUNCE BACK FAST! But because... you can't be depressed for a very long time over someone you hardly felt that you LIKED in that sense!

SO, HERE WE ARE!

In this constant state of boy-hunting and dramatic happenstances and suchhhh. (: And today, whilst I was speaking with my dear friend in my open block at la escuela, I decided that, considering summer and all of the potential flings and tan men with rockin' abs and swimmers' bodies that are just soooo despicably around the corner, now would be the PERFECT time to go on a boy diet. (:

And the ONLY way that is happening is if I keep myself accountable with BLOGGING! Oh,what fun. (:

Keep in mind that a) it is not necessary to remember all these nicknames. ;) and
b) I promise I'm not a crazy crazy boy-obsessed chicadee! So don't think that.
c) I feel that my goal is to make it until the end of next year with this boy diet!! Yeah, I can do it!! ;D

Welp, I suppose I shall go, now that everyone is all caught up. ;)

The boy diet starts... NOW! :D